childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

Female 'Purity' Is Bullshit

I’m not brave enough to post this on facebook so I’m posting it here because it’s a great article and all of my followers should read it.

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

soulfuldayscounterevilways:

naturemetaltolkien:

What are the odds?

proof that you are special 

THIS IS SO COOL!

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.